It's Brian Cashman today. I finally completed my collection! I'm so excited! I caught them all! I caught all the pitchers!
I'm the luckiest boy in the world!
-Brian
Dear Diary,
It's Brian Cashman again. I finally escaped the dungeon Hank had locked me in. It was so cold in there.... so cold.... game 4 of the 2004 ALCS was playing non stop... I can still feel it.... walk.... stolen base.... single.... tell me it's not real, it's just a memory! No!
Dear Diary,
It's Brian Cashman again. I'm so scared... I'm hiding under my desk hoping that Hank doesn't find me. It doesn't matter that we won five in a row, losing to Baltimore because Joba wasn't available... Oh God...
I can hear his footsteps...
I'm so scared...
...
I think he's gone. I have to go find my teddy bear and change my pants.
-Brian Cashman